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I'm Late for Mass
05:25
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Fishing for trout
Fishing for bass
Oh shoot! It makes me shout!
I’m late for Mass!
I guess I’ll have to go to 12 o’clock
I’m late for Mass!
What a shock!
I’m late for Mass!
I’ll have to dash to Mass if I want to make it there before the first reading
But then I fell down and my knee started bleeding
I’m late for Mass!
Then I (k)needed a band-aid
But then the box started to fade
I’m late for Mass!
Oh yeah! Whoa! Oh shoot! That stinks!
Darn oh darn!
It faded because of a wizard
Who had hurt his elbow
Then I saw a great big blizzard
Who wished it would snow?
I’m late for Mass!
If it snowed I’d be really late for Mass
But then I saw loads and loads and loads and loads of snow up ahead
This is what I said:
“I’m late for Mass”
The next thing I knew
The wind blew
Me around Main Street
It blew me off my feet
I never landed on my feet
Because
I’m late for Mass
Oh yeah! Whoa! Oh shoot! That stinks!
Darn oh darn!
That was the story of me being late for Mass
And I never got my band-aids back
So I bought another stack
Of band-aids I did go to 12 o’clock Mass
I did catch many lots of bass
I was late for Mass
Yeah! Oh Yeah!
I’m late for Mass!
Oh yeah! Whoa! Oh shoot! That stinks!
Darn oh darn!
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2. |
I Like My Shampoo
03:34
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I Like My Shampoo
I like some things
But some things I don’t like
Like for instance I like to dance
But I don’t like to when I have pants
I like jumping in a puddle
Don’t like potatoes
I like my tacos
I like my Spaghettios
And I love the O’s
Chorus:
I like my shampoo
I love my hair-do
I love to share dude
I love my dog food
And I like to eat it too
I really like you
But not if you eat human food!
I love my pretty shoes
I love my shampoo
I love to share dude
Yeah! Whoa!
I like baseball
I don’t like breaking laws
I like running in the halls
And I like doing math
I like kicking bass
I don’t like dogs
But I really love hot
(Chorus)
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3. |
Saltriver Shuffle
00:05
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4. |
Instrument Switch
01:02
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